Episode 27

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31st May 2026

"Dangerous Dave" and the SEO Insights Trap

“Dave has half a story, no context, and excellent confidence. That’s what makes him dangerous.”

Hi, I’m Nikki Pilkington. My site is https://nikki-pilkington.com/ and in this episode of “SEO F**king What”, I’m talking about one of the most common and most exhausting problems in SEO — and it’s not algorithm updates, and it’s not technical debt. It’s Dave.

Dave means well. That’s the thing. He just went to a two-day digital marketing conference in Birmingham, sat through a keynote about AI search, and now he’s forwarding you articles at 9:00 PM on a Tuesday with a subject line, “Have you seen this?” You have. You saw it six months ago.

Here’s what I’m covering:

  • Who Dave is — and why he takes so many different forms in your business
  • Why Dave usually gets it wrong, and why that’s not entirely his fault
  • The problem with conference keynotes, cheap SEO tools, and LinkedIn engagement bait
  • Why dismissing Dave outright is the worst possible strategy
  • How to create a process for handling Dave that actually protects your SEO strategy
  • When to take Dave seriously — because sometimes, he’s onto something

If you’ve got a Dave in your orbit right now — a sceptical stakeholder, a conflicting tool, a partner’s contact with strong opinions — send them this episode. It might save everyone a pointless meeting.

Get found. Make money. Stop stressing. Get yourself a Nikki, not a Dave.

Links mentioned:

Non-Wanky SEO Courses: https://nonwankyseo.com

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Transcript
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Dave means well, and that's the thing.

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He's not trying to make your life difficult.

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He just went to a two-day digital marketing conference in Birmingham,

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sat through a keynote about AI search, and now he's forwarding you articles

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00 PM on a Tuesday with a subject line, "Have you seen this?" You have.

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You saw it six months ago.

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Welcome to one of the most common and most exhausting problems in SEO.

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Not algorithm updates, not technical issues.

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Dave.

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This is SEO Fucking what?

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I'm Nikki, and I've been doing SEO for over 30 years.

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Before it was even called SEO.

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I help people like you make money from your website by getting found on search.

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Now back to

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Dave takes many forms.

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Sometimes Dave is your CEO who bought a cheap SEO tool that's showing

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completely different numbers to everything your SEO consultant reports.

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Now there's a spreadsheet, there are questions, and now there's a meeting

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Sometimes Dave is your business partner's contact who does a bit of SEO on the side

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and has strong opinions about backlinks, or a LinkedIn post that got eight hundred

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and forty-seven likes from someone with growth hacker in their bio claiming

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everything your SEO is doing is wrong.

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Dave is everywhere, and Dave has opinions.

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The problem is, and I say this as someone who's been doing SEO since before

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most of Dave's LinkedIn connections were born, Dave isn't always wrong.

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That's what makes it complicated.

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Sometimes Dave stumbles onto something really worth looking at.

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More often, though, Dave has half a story, no context, and excellent confidence.

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This is what Dave usually gets wrong.

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The conference Dave attended probably had good speakers.

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Most of them possibly knew what they were talking about.

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But conference keynotes are designed to be exciting, not always accurate.

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Speakers need applause, not caveats.

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So Dave comes back fired up about AI search being the future, having

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heard approximately forty minutes of content about a channel that currently

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drives a fraction of the traffic Google does for most B2B businesses.

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He didn't hear the bit about how this varies wildly by industry.

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He left before the Q&A where someone asked about actual numbers.

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The cheap tool Dave found is probably measuring something real,

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just not the same thing your SEO consultant is measuring in the same

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way or over the same time period.

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Different tools use different data sources.

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Showing Dave two tools that disagree doesn't mean one of them is lying.

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It means data is complicated, and someone needs to explain that

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without making Dave feel stupid.

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The LinkedIn post Dave forwarded, written to get engagement.

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Broad claims get shares.

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Nuance gets ignored.

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None of this makes Dave malicious.

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It makes Dave a person who absorbed incomplete information

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and got enthusiastic about it.

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So how can you handle Dave without losing your mind?

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Look, first of all, don't dismiss him outright.

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I know that's hard when you're three months into a solid SEO strategy and Dave

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wants to blow it up because of a tweet.

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But if you wave Dave away, Dave goes quiet, and then he brings it

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up in the board meeting instead.

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Ask Dave for the source, not aggressively, genuinely.

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"It's interesting. Can you send me the full article?" Half the time,

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the article itself contradicts what Dave remembered from it.

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Then take it to your SEO consultant.

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A good one won't be defensive.

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They'll either explain why it doesn't apply to your specific situation,

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acknowledge it's worth considering, or occasionally say, "Do you

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know what? Dave's onto something. Let's have a look at this." And

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any of those is a useful outcome.

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What you're really doing is creating a process.

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Dave doesn't disappear and go quiet so you have to wonder what he's up to.

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Dave becomes something you can handle systematically rather

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than something that derails your entire strategy every six weeks

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And I'm gonna be honest with you, sometimes Dave's right.

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Not because the LinkedIn post was accurate or the conference keynote

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was well-researched, but because sometimes an outside perspective,

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even an imperfect one, captures something worth looking into.

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If Dave keeps raising the same concern and your SEO consultant keeps

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dismissing it without really engaging, that's worth paying attention to.

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A good consultant will welcome the question, give you a proper answer.

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Not a defensive one, not a 'trust me, I know best' one, an answer with context.

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If you're not sure if Dave has a point, that's exactly what I'm here for.

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If your business is dealing with conflicting SEO advice, a skeptical

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stakeholder, or a consultant you're not sure whether to

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trust, let's have a conversation.

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Sometimes you need someone to look at what's happening and tell you plainly,

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"Dave's wrong. Here's why," or, "Dave's onto something. Here's what to do."

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[UNCLEAR], get found, make money, stop stressing and get

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yourself a Nikki, not a Dave!

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SEO F**king What - Get Found on Google and make money from your website with practical SEO tips
SEO advice that cuts through the crap and doesn't treat you like an idiot
This podcast exists because you deserve better than the SEO bollocks currently being sold to you.

Every week, I'll give you 10-15 minutes of straight talk about SEO. Practical advice that actually works for B2B websites trying to get found on Google/search and make money. The kind of stuff that's been proven over years, not dreamed up last Tuesday by some LinkedIn tosspot.

Real SEO from someone who's been doing this since dial-up was considered fast. I'll tell you what works, what's complete nonsense, and which tactics will get your website buried faster than you can say "guaranteed first page rankings."

I'm calling out the bullshitters. The agencies promising the world and delivering fuck all. The LinkedIn gooroos flogging courses about things that don't actually exist. The AI SEO "hacks" destroying perfectly good websites. The expensive tools you don't need. The "experts" who learned SEO from a YouTube video three months ago. If someone's talking bollocks about SEO, you'll hear about it here.

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You're running a B2B business or managing a B2B website. You've probably been burned by an SEO agency before. Maybe they took your money and delivered a fancy report full of words that meant absolutely nothing. Or they promised first page rankings and disappeared after six months of bugger all results.

You're sick of reading blog posts that say nothing in 2000 words. You're tired of SEO "tips" that are either blindingly obvious or completely bizarre. You want someone to cut through the crap and tell you what actually matters for your business, not what works for some massive ecommerce site with a budget the size of a small country.

You don't need a PhD in technical SEO. You need to know what's worth your time and what's complete bollocks. You need to know which tactics will actually bring in leads and which ones are just expensive ways to make yourself feel busy. That's what I'm here for.

This isn't some sanitised, corporate-approved SEO podcast where everyone's lovely and we pretend all tactics are equally valid. They're not. Some are brilliant. Most are pointless. And some will actively fuck up your website while the "expert" who recommended them is off selling the same dodgy advice to the next poor sod.

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This also isn't a podcast that assumes you're stupid. You're not. You're just busy running a business and don't have time to decode the latest algorithm update or work out which SEO tactic is legitimate and which one's complete fantasy.

Fifteen minutes. One topic. I'll tell you what's pissing me off this week in the SEO industry, why it matters to your website, and what you should actually do about it. Then I'm done. You can get back to running your business.

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Nikki Pilkington

SEO consultant and copywriter who's spent 30 years watching people panic about algorithm updates while ignoring what actually works.

I help B2B businesses get found on Google without the jargon, false promises, or expensive courses targeting 0.19% of traffic. My morning starts with SE Ranking and Google Search Console because data beats hunches every time.

I don't do overnight results, premium-priced basic tactics, or clients I can't genuinely help. If you don't need my services, I'll tell you that too.

Fair warning: I'm a little bit sweary...